I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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