I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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