White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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