HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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