like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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