why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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