Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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