I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i love accidental penises.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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