how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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