At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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