Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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