love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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