dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize