when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Randomize
