We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
she looked like the before picture.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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