how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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