Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
