She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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