Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
third nipple confirmed
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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