i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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