windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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