I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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