I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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