I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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