You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She just used a chaser for red wine.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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