I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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