Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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