I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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