i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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