He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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