Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.