her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......