The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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