So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.