all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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