You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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