im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
should my penis look like a turkey
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
