People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I AM VODKA MAN
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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