so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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