when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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