She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I can't put those talents on a resume
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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