He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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