So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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