singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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