I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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