Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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