I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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