then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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