Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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