HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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