guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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