Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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