He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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