You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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