Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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